Spoofs , comments and musings about current affairs.

Monday, January 6, 2014

I AM GOD

Everyone agrees with the definition of GOD as  Omnipresent, Omniscient, Omnipotent. It's also fairly agreeable as Generator, Operator and Destroyer.

However no one agrees that each one of us is also GOD!

So true!


We do Generate thoughts, Operate on those thoughts but we do not Destroy them. We do not blank them out. We REtain them. 
So instead of GOD we become GORE! 
That is we massacre our personality!!!

If you like bit detailing, please read the post - Tea cup, below.
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Sunday, January 5, 2014

TEA CUP - STORY AND ITS OPAD

THE TEACUP
There was a couple that used to go to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups. One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful teacup. They said, "May we see that? We've never seen one quite so beautiful." As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke.


 "You don't understand," it said. "I haven't always been a teacup. There was a time when I was red and I was clay." My master took me and rolled me and patted me over and over and I yelled out, "let me alone", but he only smiled and said, "Not yet."


"Then I was placed on a spinning wheel," the teacup said, "and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!" I screamed. But the master only nodded and said ‘Not yet, not yet’.

Then he put me in the oven. I had never felt such heat. I wondered why he wanted to burn me, and I yelled and knocked at the door. I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips, as he shook his head, “Not yet”.


Finally the door opened, he put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. "There, that's better," I said. And he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible. I thought I would gag. "Stop it, stop it!" I cried. He only nodded, "Not yet." 


 Then suddenly he put me back into the oven, not like the first one. This was twice as hot and I knew I would suffocate. I begged. I pleaded. I screamed. I cried. All the time I could see him through the opening nodding his head saying, "Not yet." 


Then I knew there wasn't any hope. I would never make it. I was ready to give up. But the door opened and he took me out and placed me on the shelf. One hour later he handed me a mirror and said, "Look at yourself." And I did. I said, "That's not me; that couldn't be me. It’s beautiful. I’m beautiful.”

Then, he said: 
"I want you to remember - I know it hurts to be rolled and patted, but if I had left you alone, you'd have dried up. I know it made you dizzy to spin around on the wheel, but if I had stopped, you would have crumbled.  
“I knew it hurt and was hot and disagreeable in the oven, but if I hadn't put you there, you would have cracked. I know the fumes were bad when I brushed and painted you all over, but if I hadn't done that, you never would have hardened; you would not have had any color in your life.
“And if I hadn't put you back in that second oven, you wouldn't survive for very long because the hardness would not have held. Now you are a finished product. You are what I had in mind when I first began with you.”

 God knows what He's doing (for all of us). He is the Potter, and we are His clay.

He will mold us and make us, so that we may be made into a flawless piece of work to fulfill His good, pleasing, and perfect will. 

I received this beautiful story by email and believe there is 'Other Perspective, Another Dimension' in everything that we perceive. 

In Tea cup story, certain part of clay is 'feeling' that it has become beautiful cup after going through a lot of hardship.

Other part of the clay may also be rejoicing that without doing much, it is giving support to a plant and nourishing it! (law of least effort?!)

Some other part of the clay having become brick may be feeling good, as it is providing shelter...... to yet.....

some other part of the clay that has turned into a Ganesha idol being worshiped.... in that shelter?!

After all Potter and clay are all same. Different forms of the "ONE".
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Saturday, December 7, 2013

Hypocrisy justified..

"SC indicts justice Ganguly, but no action". This news paper report has its OPAD;

OPAD 1: Tejpal, accused in a similar kind of case, could have been let off the hook, had he retired from his post first and then committed the act!

OPAD 2: Can anybody dare to ask for a SC monitored investigation by caged parrot(CBI) in rape cases? Specially after the caged parrot's sputter about rape and SC's (in)action in Justice Ganguly's case!
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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Will Tendulkar have Bombay duck? Bet on it!


The article reports about the betting surrounding Tendulkar’s last outing, in detail.

OPAD: During IPL-6 season, there was a big hungama on betting issue and lot of investigative reports were churned out by the media. Now, if there is such an open knowledge about people involved in betting, why no one is talking of catching them?
Is betting a crime only if a fall guy is involved and betting is ok if it’s about God of cricket?

Sunday, November 3, 2013

AN APP TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE.

Recently US secretary of state admitted that spying went too far and also assured that innocent people are not abused.

It’s fantastic news. Here is an idea for app developers which I like to share.

In this era of utter suspicion, now it is possible to prove our innocence instantly that too with big brother’s approval.

The digital certificate can be generated and will be valid for use at visa processing specially by US and generally for employers.

The app “prove-your-innocence” should be downloadable freely on to our mobile. However app developer can earn millions by charging for the digital certificate generated each time.

The app “prove-your-innocence” is activated by tapping on its icon. Then the app searches for the mobile number through the NSA database. If there is no match, the app should be able to search through the database of Assange and Snowden to be able to doubly sure of the fact.

Once it’s sure that the mobile number is not found in any of those databases, it is very clear that the particular mobile is not under surveillance and hence the owner of the mobile is innocent. 

The app will generate an innocence certificate counter signed (digitally) by both US president and NSA chief. This certificate will be useful for getting employment and specially for visa processing at US consulate!

OPAD : The fall out of extensive spying is ;
              German Merkel is not credible,
              French Hollande can’t be blended with NATO,
              Putin is uncertain and

              Even for Pope there is no hope!!!.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

HAPPY DEEPAWALI



There is always other perspective and another dimension (OPAD) in everything like different shades of light and darkness. It is so similar to the continuum of changing days and nights.

Let this Deepawali herald the wisdom of being comfortable with every OPAD. Let us all be capable of enjoying the sunny days, starry nights, cloudy days and chilly nights with matching poise.

Wish you all a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous DEEPAWALI.

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

ONIONS - A way to convert crisis into opportunity.

Onion prices touch Rs.100 in Delhi - screaming report in news papers.

This is a crisis situation! But easily can be turned into beautiful opportunity.

OPAD 1 :  RBI governor and Finance minister are worried about the impact of this situation on inflation. They can use this to impress upon the Government to bring out a real sense ordinance which compels everyone to specify the onion rates only on per peel basis. This will immediately bring down the inflation down to the level of tear drop.

OPAD 2 : The ruling party in Delhi may shiver at this news. But this can be used to gather votes in millions. Promise bagful of onions in the manifesto and laugh all the way to the legislative assembly.

OPAD 3 : Even Election commission worried about low voter turn out at the hustings can run a campaign that all voters will be honored with a plate of onion pakora!

OPAD 4 : Soon we may watch the following breaking news ;
Anti terror squads are in tears as onions open up new channels of terror funding.
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Last Bit: Lalu loses lok sabha seat.
               Final justice to grass roots corruption.
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