Onion prices touch Rs.100 in Delhi - screaming report in news papers.
This is a crisis situation! But easily can be turned into beautiful opportunity.
OPAD 1 : RBI governor and Finance minister are worried about the impact of this situation on inflation. They can use this to impress upon the Government to bring out a real sense ordinance which compels everyone to specify the onion rates only on per peel basis. This will immediately bring down the inflation down to the level of tear drop.
OPAD 2 : The ruling party in Delhi may shiver at this news. But this can be used to gather votes in millions. Promise bagful of onions in the manifesto and laugh all the way to the legislative assembly.
OPAD 3 : Even Election commission worried about low voter turn out at the hustings can run a campaign that all voters will be honored with a plate of onion pakora!
OPAD 4 : Soon we may watch the following breaking news ;
Anti terror squads are in tears as onions open up new channels of terror funding.
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Last Bit: Lalu loses lok sabha seat.
Final justice to grass roots corruption.
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This is a crisis situation! But easily can be turned into beautiful opportunity.
OPAD 1 : RBI governor and Finance minister are worried about the impact of this situation on inflation. They can use this to impress upon the Government to bring out a real sense ordinance which compels everyone to specify the onion rates only on per peel basis. This will immediately bring down the inflation down to the level of tear drop.
OPAD 2 : The ruling party in Delhi may shiver at this news. But this can be used to gather votes in millions. Promise bagful of onions in the manifesto and laugh all the way to the legislative assembly.
OPAD 3 : Even Election commission worried about low voter turn out at the hustings can run a campaign that all voters will be honored with a plate of onion pakora!
OPAD 4 : Soon we may watch the following breaking news ;
Anti terror squads are in tears as onions open up new channels of terror funding.
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Last Bit: Lalu loses lok sabha seat.
Final justice to grass roots corruption.
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best option is for couple of days public should not buy onions. May be 4-5 days. if every body stops. stocks will pile up. and automatically it reduce the prices.
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